Nothing odd about it…aha!!!

Since last few days, Delhi is in news because of the muffler man Kejriwal. Not only for using abusive words for our PM but also for imposing the odd even rule in Delhi. India is democratic country and people here are free to say anything to anyone. (Arvindji, when you meant psychopath and coward, you didn’t clarify Modiji is psychopath on  odd or even days? #justasking) Here, I am not at all concerned about Mr. Kejriwal’s thoughts about Mr. Modi. However, I am concerned about the imposition and the execution of the odd even rule. I was pretty curious to know the JANTA’s reaction about this rule, so I picked up my phone and called my friends to know their views:

Friend1: What the heck! I already have 2 cars and I don’t mind buying one more. Those two have odd number plates now I will buy one with even number plate.
Friend2: I have a car and a bike, and luckily one is odd and another is even.
Friend3: If ever caught I will pay few bucks to the cops and they won’t remember anything odd about the car.
Friend4: You know like Kiran Rao, my wife was also suggesting me to leave the country. Unlike, Amir I am giving it a thought…You know I am such a good husband, and this is my first and probably the only wedding.
Friend5: I live in Gurgaon, does the rule apply to me!?
Friend6: The car I drive depends on the car my neighbour dirves that day, so if he takes out his duster I take out my CRV. If he takes out his city I make sure to take out my Jetta. So this odd even rule applies to our cars not the number plates
Friend7: As long as my Dilli waali girlfriend (MLA’s Daughter) is dating me, I will get the VVIP status like Mr.Vadra’s.
Friend8: Ohh c’mon! have we ever followed any traffic rules!? We don’t stop when the signal is red, don’t follow the lane culture, always honk on the roads. Do you think we will follow this odd even nonsense?
Friend9: This is a gender biased decision! Delhi is already unsafe for beautiful and single woman like me! How will I feel safe in this otherwise unsafe Delhi?
Friend10: I can make my number plate as flexi number plate 700 on even days and 007 on odd days.